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sianlooke:

unfinished fics? I love those. the way they just (clenches fists)

Reblogged on 20 Oct 2014 from knochai
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corporateaccount:

thefinnishprince:

corporateaccount:

walmarts:

corporateaccount:

hey

I peel bananas from the “correct” side which is unconventional and it makes me feel superior

i microwave my banananas for 999 minutes and burn my hands trying to peel them

wouldnt the banana like

explode

i don’t give a shit

Reblogged on 20 Oct 2014 from ruf1ohn1tram
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villainsgoleft:

yourscientistfriend:

Ferguson vs Pumpkin fest  The media’s treatment of these two events were shameful!

””“Bonfires”“”

villainsgoleft:

yourscientistfriend:

Ferguson vs Pumpkin fest
The media’s treatment of these two events were shameful!

””“Bonfires”“”

Reblogged on 20 Oct 2014 from crystalcomatose
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Straight White Boy Problem #462

straightwhiteboyproblems:

my phone ran out of battery so i cant play 2048 and none of my friends are in this class. school is so boring……..i guess its time for me to show my skills *starts banging on table rhythmically with a pencil until teacher asks me to stop*

Reblogged on 20 Oct 2014 from striders
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afloweroutofstone:

I, for one, can’t wait for the destruction of traditional family values

Reblogged on 20 Oct 2014 from striders
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anusking:

do you ever talk to someone and literally everything they say is so fucking adorable and you just wanna talk to them for hours about nothing in particular because talking to them is the best part of your day 

(Source: anusking)

Reblogged on 20 Oct 2014 from scaryfarmer
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caninevillain:

if i see andrew hussie in public i promise ill immediately start fighting him i have nothing to lose and everything to gain

(Source: kidouyuuto)

Reblogged on 20 Oct 2014 from striders
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(Source: onlytwitterpics)

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striders:

i’m reading the spider-man wiki entry and this line made me fucking LOSE it

striders:

i’m reading the spider-man wiki entry and this line made me fucking LOSE it

Reblogged on 20 Oct 2014 from egberts
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oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that